Jermaine Jenas to Juventus?

Did I just wake up in Bizarro world? Is someone playing a joke on me today? Jermaine Jenas, the same guy who warms the bench at Tottenham. The same guy who once every 3-4 games will have a decent game, then fade back into the pitch like we are down a man? Okay, if someone really wants to pick up the tab on him, have at it.

We've been hearing rumors for a while that he may be going to Italy's Series A, but we heard the same thing about Bale, and that's not happening now. The latest out is that Juventus and AC Milan were battling it out for Jermaine. Perhaps they got it confused with Spurs forward Jermaine Defoe, who knows... Anyways, the jist of it is that Jenas will be moving to Juve on a season long loan with the option to buy for around £10 million.

Maybe this is just the EPL's way of getting back at the Italians after Mutu's short stint to Chelsea or Corrado Grabbi's move to Blackburn (that's about £21.8 mil on the two who played a combined 57 games and both washed out and yes I understand that Mutu's washout was due to drugs).

Wow. Just, wow.

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